10 Reasons to Break Up w/ Him

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christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

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ellendegeneres:

They’ll come back when they run out of candy.

ellendegeneres:

They’ll come back when they run out of candy.

medicusequumfigulus:

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

I’m laughing so hard rn

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owneddotcom:

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advice-animal:

So…I haven’t been fully honest with you…http://advice-animal.tumblr.com

advice-animal:

So…I haven’t been fully honest with you…
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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Anonymous Asked:
post all your nudes ? :)

All of them? Hmmm maybe