We All Go Through It
It's hard sometimes. But let's all stick together. <3
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I GOT BOOBIES
Stranger: Sweet :)
You: do you?
Stranger: Nope
You: so youre either a male or a manlady?
Stranger: Haha male :)
You: good to know :)
You: where the fuck do you live? i like males
You: hear that sound? what soudn do you ask? the sound of my underwear flying across the room. lets fuck.
Stranger: Awesome :)
You: its a pretty cool sound
Stranger: I bet it is :)
You: i hit myself in the face with my boobies the other day
Stranger: What size are they?
You: HHHHHH
You: just kidding
You: theyre double d 34
Stranger: Nice :)
You: how big is your peepee?
Stranger: Good handfull
You: i just had to use the word peepee
You: its a funny word
Stranger: Haha it is indeed :)
You: do you touch your peepee?
You: do you let others touch your peepee?
Stranger: All the time :)
Stranger: Yo wana touch my peepee :)
You: i always touch peepees
Stranger: Awesome :)
You: my hand likes peepees
You: so does my mouth
You: so does my twat
Stranger: My peepee likes mouths
You: what about you peepee leakage?
Stranger: Leaks in mouths
Stranger: And over boobs
You: yum yum in my tum tum
You: ooooo fun fun on my bum bum
Stranger: In your bum bum
You: my bum bum likes your cum cum
Stranger: My cum cum in your bum bum :)
You: and in my tum tum
Stranger: :)
Stranger: You crazy :)
You: i am.. a little wasted
You: you jelly?
Stranger: Sweet :)
You: yeahh buddy
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Whats on?
You: do you have a lady friend?
You: if ya know whta i mean? ;)
Stranger: Nope not tonight
You: no clothes on me if you know what i mean
Stranger: Sweet
You: sweet like candy, sugar, or cunt?
Stranger: Cunt :)
You: my cunt likes to be tasted
Stranger: I like licking cunts
You: me too
You: just kidding.. i dont play that way
You: or do i?
You: just kidding. i legit dont.
Stranger: Wet?
You: no.. dry like the fucking ocean
You: obviously
You: :D
Stranger: Well get those fingers in:)
You: i like to stick my tongue in.. im very flexible.
You: once again.. not even possible.. if i fingered myself
You: i couldnt talk to you
Stranger: Dont you have 2 hands?
You: yeah but im so tight i have to pry my twat open to accomodate my fingers
You: i have to use 2 hands for that
You: i guess i could use pliers..
You: haaha kidding about that last part
Stranger: Ouch :)
You: discard the pliers comment. i got a fake penis.
You: just kidding… i wish i did
Stranger: You need to buy one
You: i got no money. my 4 pimps havent been giving me money lately
You: just kdiding… i just cant go buy one.
Stranger: Why not
You: im not that sophisticated
Stranger: Haha
You: ASSASSASSASSASSASSSASSSASASASASASASASASASASASASASSSASSSASSS STOP. NOW MAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER HAMMERTIME LIKE AYOO AYOO AYYOO AYOO AYOO WOBBLE D WOBBLE D WOB WOBBLE WOBBLE
Stranger: Crazy :)
You: do you know that song i selected to get stuck in my head?
1: The stoners in the back like:
2: The class clowns are like:
3: Girls on their period are like:
4: The bestfriends are like:
5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like:
6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like:
7: That one person who is always texting is like:
8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
(Source: theexoticloser, via love-is-what-moves-us)
Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long.
First 30 seconds: Already rebloged.
tears and chills.
Cried.
i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe
omfg… I CRIED ♥♥
God, I’m like bawling me eyes out. <3
Oh, Jesus, the guy with his dog, I can’t …
oh god I didn’t think I would really cry that much
THIS SHOULD BE REBLOGED BY EVERYONE!
beautiful <3
you guys know I usually don’t reblog videos, so you have to watch. aw <3
i have never cried so hard in my entire life!!! <3 so cutee. :’)
Omg crying.
that made my cry soo hard :/ its so beautiful
(Source: thatanything, via f4blouis)
(Source: mareluna3001, via love-is-what-moves-us)
When We Fuck Some Shit Up
In The Car
When She Does Some Shit That I Don’t Like
When I Do Some Shit She Doesn’t Like
When We Just Swaggin
Mom Asks What We Doing
When We Go Somewhere Together
Backing Each Other Up
Shit, That’s My Nigga
What’s Gonna Break Us Apart ?
(Source: imjaye, via gottheworldinmywingspan)
